- Photo of the week: Mars, of course (this one is even better, but there’s something to being first)
- Article of the week: Mars, of course
- Video of the week: May as well be from Mars (this one too)
- Gaming story of the week: There was supposed to be a Monkey Island movie, then Steven Spielberg asked for more monkeys and the thing fell apart. I’m heartbroken.
- Meme of the week: Texas.